Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Live Poker Hand Question -- Conclusion

Yesterday I posted about a hand that occurred early in a $400 buyin tournament in AC this past weekend, and asked what you would do on the river if you were me. As a reminder, here is the setup from yesterday's post:

The tournament started with 10k in chips, and late in the first hour I called a preflop raise from mp with T8s, and the big blind called as well which brought us a flop of T84 rainbow, three-handed. With 1250 in the pot, the big blind led out for 400 chips, and the original preflop raiser thought for a few seconds before just calling, and I smooth called as well with the flopped top two.

The turn card was an offsuit Queen, making a board now of T84Q. The big blind surprised me by leading out again, this time for 1000 chips into a pot of 2450. The guy to my right thought it over, for a little longer this time, and eventually slid out a purple chip as well for the call, and again I made the pot-odds call as well, a bit reluctantly.

The river card then brought an Ace. The big blind hesitated a bit and then slid out another purple and some yellows, a 1400-chip bet for his third lead of the hand. The guy to my right had a kind of disgusted look on his face, but after a few seconds he too slid out 1400 chips to make his third postflop call of the hand. The action was to me on the river to call 1400 to win 8250 in the pot.

Now of course, the answers I got in the comments were mostly well thought-out, but like any good "What would you do?" hand, almost nobody could keep themselves from critiquing my earlier play of the hand -- even though that's not what I asked -- in particular my not raising on the flop. As I mentioned yesterday, top two pairs is the only two-pair hand that I will generally slow-play, and I should re-mention that nobody gave me any credit for the fact that I wasn't checking here, I was calling a decent bet, building the pot by about 60% on that street while keeping two potentially weak players in the pot. Someone, I think it was Astin, mentioned that when your top two pairs are Tens and 8s, it is almost not like top two pairs at all. That is a semi-valid point, although the math I imagine would not bear out that statement in its extreme. The turn card will be a Ten or below still more often than it will not be, and even if a Jack or Queen falls it is hard to be too concerned with just the one non-Ace and non-King overcard on the board (I certainly would not be, given the action in this hand so far). Another commenter mentioned the many straight draws available on this board as a reason for the raise on the flop, which I simply do not understand at all. For my money, if I see a flop of T84 in a 3-way raised pot, that is one of the least drawy boards I could ever hope for. If T84 rainbow is scaring you away from slow-playing because of draws, then you just have a different view of math and odds than I do I guess. Sure, 732 rainbow would be even less drawy, but T84? Come on. That is almost ideal from a drawing perspective as far as maybe letting another card slide off.

This is all a long way of saying that I think I agree that with medium two pairs like this, and only because of the fact that this is a 3-way pot and not heads-up, some kind of a raise on the flop is probably the more +EV play over time (I'll have to check with Blinders on the EV calculation of course). Certainly in this spot it did not work, as the turn was an overcard that also completed an open-ended straight draw from the flop, and then of course the river brought the dreaded Ace, but taking the results-oriented viewpoint out, I think I buy that raising my hand on the flop was probably the better move against two opponents. I just don't think it is nearly as obvious as the commenters seem to think it is, as I think a couple of key considerations I mentioned above were overlooked in general by the commenters.

That said, this was really a question about what I should do at the river. The comments were split about 50-50 as to folding and calling, though even those recommending a call seemed not very confident, calling more for the pot odds than anything else. Well, I already had the alarm bells going off in my head from the flop when the guy to my right just smooth called, and when he did the same thing again on the turn, I was thinking either overpair or flopped set in a big way. When the Ace hit the river, I figured I was going to have to fold to any action since at least one opponent had at least one pair heading into this street, and the odds of one of them holding an Ace as a kicker are fairly good given that they called a preflop raise in this hand to begin with. So when the first guy led out again -- for the third time after getting two callers on both the flop and the turn -- this to me smelled like a very solid hand, at least an overpair himself if not two pairs or better. I mean, how many times do you ever lead out on the flop, get called (twice), lead out again on the turn and get called (twice), and then actually lead out still another time on the river? That to me just screamed of strength. Similarly, the player to my right calling all three of those bets also screamed out that it was at least strong ish -- more than one pair, say -- in which case it seemed to me that I had no option but to fold on this river. I was not sure that both of my opponents had my two pairs beat, but 3rd and 4th pair really could not reasonably be ahead of both of these guys the way I saw it.

And so I laid it down, even for the measly 1400 into an 8250-chip pot. I would only have to be ahead of both guys roughly one time in six to make always calling here profitable, and yet I relied on my reads sufficiently to figure that I'm not going to be ahead of both of these guys even that often to make the call worthwhile.

The big blind flipped up?












Pocket Kings. How he bets out a third time on that river after getting called twice on each of the flop and turn is utterly beyond me, but that's definitely the way a big-time donkey would play this hand.

And the guy to my right flipped up?











We'll never know. He took one look at the big blind's pocket Kings and he fucking mucked.

One pair FTW!!!

As an epilogue, although it took me a good hour to truly get calmed down from the tilt induction that was that hand, eventually I bounced back in the tournament with several big hands, mostly without having to show down anything, and in the end I took 3rd place when my short stack push with J9s got called by A8o and I could not catch up. Still, I won almost $1600 for my efforts, and overall I played great in my last live tournament tune-up prior to leaving for Las Vegas three weeks from yesterday. Make that two weeks and six days from now. Just two+ weeks baby, just two+ weeks.

But tell me, how do those two clowns both bet and call three times with just one pair?

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Live Poker Hand Question

This past weekend, after an absolutely brutal week of work, on a whim I decided to head down to AC for some live poker action, in what will be my final live tune-up before I depart for Las Vegas and the 2010 WSOP.

**As an aside, holy shipe my plane leaves three weeks from today! Am I excited about that? Maybe just a teeny little bit?**

Anyways, when I got to my casino of choice on Friday night, they happened to be running a $400 buyin turbo tournament, which picked up somewhere between 30 and 40 runners and featured 15-minute blind levels. A horrible structure for a live tournament for sure, but one of the fun things about me playing a live turbo tournament like this is that it is likely that I have logged more hours playing turbo structures online than anyone else in a field like this on a given night, so theoretically I should have an advantage over most of the other players who will not be properly adjusting their play to the faster than normal blinds and antes.

The tournament started with 10k in chips, and late in the first hour I called a preflop raise from mp with T8s, and the big blind called as well which brought us a flop of T84 rainbow, three-handed. With 1250 in the pot, the big blind led out for 400 chips, and the original preflop raiser thought for a few seconds before just calling. Now, normally I'm not a big fan of slow-playing with more than one other player in the pot, but this was a fairly innocuous board, and while I would not have checked if the action had not been opened in front of me, I thought just smooth calling with top two pairs here was an acceptable move. I've mentioned this here many times before, but my general theory on flopped two pairs is that it's not worth slow-playing unless you flop the top two. It's just too easy to get counterfeited when someone else hits their kicker and you end up losing a big pot, but with top two the chances of that are much less and it makes for a hand that I thought simply calling along on the flop was a nice idea.

The turn card was an offsuit Queen, making a board now of T84Q. The big blind surprised me by leading out again, this time for 1000 chips into a pot of 2450. The guy to my right thought it over, for a little longer this time, and eventually slid out a purple chip as well for the call. So now I have T8 on a QT84 board, and it is 1000 chips for me to call into a 4450-chip pot. I did not love the fact that the big blind led out again, and I especially did not like the fact that the original preflop raiser had smooth called those lead-out bets, twice in a row now. But getting around 4.5 to 1 odds, how could I fold the hidden two pairs? So I reluctantly called, swelling the big early pot to 5450 chips.

The river card was an Ace. An ugly, vicious, despicable Ace as far as I was concerned. The big blind hesitated a bit and then slid out another purple and some yellows, a 1400-chip bet for his third lead of the hand. The guy to my right had a kind of disgusted look on his face, but after a few seconds he too slid out 1400 chips to make his third postflop call of the hand. The action was to me on the river to call 1400 to win 8250 in the pot.

What do you do?

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Monday, November 16, 2009

Sooted Connectors Hand -- Conclusion

Last Thursday I had posted some screen shots and asked some questions about how readers like to play a standard sooted connectors hand very early in a large MTT. It was the nightly pokerstars 25k guaranteed with a $27.50 buyin at 8pm ET, just the first couple of orbits. UTG limped, a few folds, and then I limped behind with 87s in clubs. We saw a five-way flop of 962 with one club, giving me an oesd, and when the action checked around to me, I bet 90 chips into the 110-chip pot. Just one player in late position called my bet, and we saw a heads-up turn card:



So, I just made my nut straight on the turn. And I picked up a flush draw. And an open-ended straight flush draw. There's 290 chips in the pot, and both myself and my opponent each have around 10x that still behind. I've now switched from win-a-small-pot mode to full chip extraction mode, and the question I posed is how would you play the hand now to give yourself the best chance to win and win big?

In a nutshell, you bet! That was the answer that mostly every commenter suggested, and I have to agree with that approach. There's two main reasons why I think a bet is almost mandatory here. First and foremost, I do not want to lose this pot at this point. Not giving this pot away after the hand I have amassed on the turn card is more important even that extracting my opponent's stack. And giving the entire pot away could very easily happen if I give this guy a free card to draw to another club that could give him a higher flush with the lone Jack, Queen, King or Ace of clubs in his hand. So I need to bet here, and the most important point is that my bet size be enough to clearly price him out of making a call with a lone high club in his hand. That' a little more than 4 to 1 against hitting on the river, so I need to bet more than a quarter of the pot to ensure that if he calls with just the one-card flush draw, that call is by definition profitable for me over the long term.

The other reason I think to bet here is one that was alluded to by a few of the commenters, and it has to do with extracting the most chips from my opponent. If I want to have a chance to get his whole stack, an all-in bet at this point would be for ten times the current pot, would look totally ridiculous, and is not going to be called by my opponent. Even a bet of twice the pot can't possibly be called really, unless the guy is holding the Ace♣ and is a total jackmonkey. But, I'm going to have that exact same problem on the river if I check here and my opponent checks behind. There's basically no way I can make a credible, callable bet on the river for most or all of my opponent's stack, unless I bet first on the turn here and get called, which will make the odds much more in favor of a sizable river bet if that's what seems like the most profitable move for me after the river card falls.

So I've got to bet this here to both maximize my chance of winning big and to minimize my chance of losing the whole pot on the river:



210 into 290. If he's got the Ace♣ and wants to call that bet, I sincerely hope he does. Because he is paying me free chips over the long haul by making this call, and because I know I can and will lay this down to almost any real action on the river if a fourth club hits. Unless it makes me a straight flush of course, in which case I probably move it all in and hope he's got the nut flush in there.

Cue the pokerstarsy river card:



Not a good card for me. There were two diamonds on the flop, and the guy called (not raised) two (not one) roughly 2/3-the-pot bets from me on the flop and the turn. Definitely the kind of play someone would make with a flush draw on the flop that did not fill on the turn, huh? And of course there's also the fact that the turn and river now made a higher runner-runner straight than the one I have, not that I am particular concerned about that longshot play but it's pokerstars, you never know. Would you lead out here, small maybe and try the blocking bet route? Or just check and hope to see a free showdown?

For me, he just played his hand so transparently like a flush draw that I dont' want to bet here. I check, and of course my opponent bets out:



Ugh. 200 chips into 910 in the pot. If that's not a suck bet, then I don't know what is. But then, it's only another 200 chips. Who's calling here, and who's folding?





Once you've decided what you would do, you can click here to see what I did.
[Edit: Link has been fixed]

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Playing Those Sooted Connectors, Plus an NFL Pick

Wow. I write a little bit about poker one day and I must have had 15 people tell me to do it more yesterday. You wanted another poker post? Well here comes another poker post.

But first, I will get on the record right now and pick the San Francisco 49ers -3 vs. the Chicago Bears on Thursday night on the NFL Network. I will pick my other four of my Pick 5 NFL picks on Friday as usual, but with Thursday Night Football starting up this week I will try to get in a pick on the Thursday night game wherever it makes sense for me, and that means it will have to go up a day earlier than the other picks. Thursday night's matchup is a battle of the losers in a sense, with the 49ers having lost four in a row heading into Week 10 while the Bears have chipped in losing three of their last four as well. Both teams started the season off hot but have since really cooled, although their problems are kind of opposite of each other. The Bears can't stop anyone right now -- they've allowed 45 to the Bungles and 41 to the Falcons in their last two games against NFL-worthy opponents. Meanwhile, in San Francisco the problem is that, after scoring an average of nearly 26 points per game over their first four outings of 2009, the team has now managed to scrape together just 18 points per game over their last four, and they've lost three games in a row by a touchdown or less as a result. I don't love how the 49ers are playing right now, but the bottom line is that, especially at home, I have more confidence in Mike Singletary and the 49ers finding their footing tonight than I do in Jay Cutler and the Bears. At Candlestick Park this season, the 49ers have scored in the 20's three times, and that's roughly where I expect them to end up tonight against the porous Bears' defense. But on the road, Jay Cutler has led his team to four separate subpar offensive outputs, including games with 15, 14, 10 and 21 points. If the Niners can run it up to the mid-20s like I think they will, that ought to be enough to cover against the reeling Bears who will then have to face the Eagles next Sunday night in Chicago to try to right their own ship.

OK, so with that out of the way, you wanted some poker. As I've gotten back into playing a little bit these past couple of weeks, I've started dipping my toe back into the mtt pool, something I really haven't done almost any of since my big score out at the Venetian last summer in Vegas. I was kinda burned out on tournament poker for a while after that magical weekend in the desert, and then the baby came, and before I knew it it'd been basically three or four months of very little mtt play for me. But as I've started playing again I've really been enjoy anew the process of building a stack from scratch in the earlygoing in these things. Especially online, where even the "slow" tournament structures are still actually super duper fast in reality, where the whole time you have to "build a stack" amounts to maybe a couple of hours, as opposed to a couple of days of poker in most live events. After some time away, I'm finding myself amazed at how easy it is to just slide right back into it and play the same aggressive way I've always played ever since I first learned the game. I've always been someone who tries to stir up action -- rather than avoid it -- early in most of the mtt's I play, again especially when it's online. I like to see a lot of cheap flops when the blinds are small relative to the stacks, try to flop a big hand and then figure out the best way to extract the most chips from the most players when I do. I don't want to sit around the starting stack for 90 minutes and then hope to pick up AA or to win a race with AJ vs 88. I want to force the action with lots of spec hands for cheap early anid try to turn one of them into a big big pot for me and get myself up to full chip utility as early as possible whenever I can.

Recently I was playing in the nightly 25k guaranteed tournament on pokerstars at 8pm ET. It has a $27.50 buyin and typically attracts between 1100-1500 runners or so, with four-digit payouts usually going to the top 5 or 6 spots, and a top prize somewhere in the 5k range. It's about as small of a payout tournament as I will generally play in the no-limit context at 25k guaranteed, as I generally prefer larger prizes for the final table to even make it worth bothering trying to wade through the level of donkery one must always survive to make a run like this. I think nothing would piss me off more than to outlast 1500 other shitheads in a $1 buyin tournament, just to end up in third place when my AK goes down to JJ and get paid a total of $500. For me that's just not worth the effort, and the luck, really, that it takes to last through a huge field of players like that, so I typically try to play 30k guaranteed or larger events only whenever I can. This way I can at least be assured that if tonight's going to be another magical run for me, I know I can win more than 5k or at least in the few thousand range for a top-few-spots finish.

So anyways, it's very early (first round) in the pokerstars 25k, and the UTG player limps for 20 chips. The next guy at our full 9-person table folds, and then the action is to me. I am holding 87s.

What do you do here?

I actually love to raise with sooted connectors in early position. In fact, as I've written here many times, when you raise preflop as aggressively as I do, it's basically a requirement to raise with these hands as well, just for balance if nothing else. From what I've seen and read, it seems like mostly all of the big tournament pros raise sooted connectors from early position as well, again in particular when the stacks are deep early in a tournament. However, in this particular spot, with one limper already in the pot, and him seated under the gun at that, I opt to check. To clarify my earlier statement, I like to open-raise with sooted connectors from early position. When the pot's already been opened for a limp from early position, now with a hand like 87s I am looking at a good possibility of a multiway pot if I just limp behind, which actually is my best pure math strategy for this kind of a hand. So where someone else has made the decision for me by open-limping ahead of me, and there is a decent chance of a multiway pot developing if I just limp as well, I will usually limp with connectors in this situation:



Two other players in late position limp in as well, as does the big blind, so we end up seeing a 5-way flop which is exactly perfect for what I'm holding. The flop comes down 962, with one of my suit, giving me the open-ended straight draw. The big blind checks, as does the UTG player, and the action is to me:



What do you do?

My answer is this: try to either take down the 110 chips in the pot now, or, if I end up building a little bit of a pot here, that's ok as well as long as I control the size of that pot such that I can profitably see at least one more card. Nobody has shown any strength yet before the flop here, and the flop is raggy enough that even most limpers should not really have connected with it in some huge way. More than that, the way I play I like to take a lot of little stabs at flops when the pots are still small, and this is a perfect opportunity to start creating that image of an active flop bettor so that the next time I am holding TPTK and of course decide to bet the flop, I will actually have created more action for myself by betting at flops like these as well. And, at this point in the hand, the pot is still super small relative to our stacks, so unlike at some point later in the tournament possibly, right now I have plenty of chips to make a move and still fold to a huge reraise or even to a turn bet or raise from my opponent. So I decided to make the exact same type and size of bet as I would make if I were holding top pair, or an overpair, on most flops:



90 chips into the 110-chip pot. In a pot with four other players, all of whom limped in and thus could be holding the middling-sort of cards that could have connected in some way with this flop, and with the flush draw on the board, I want to make sure I am forcing my opponents to make a poor call odds-wise at whatever they're drawing at. Remember, my game here is to play this flop exactly like I would if I were holding TPTK or something, because I know I'm going to be getting out there and betting at a lot of flops just exactly like that over the next hour or so here.

The late position player called my 90-chip bet here, while the big blind and UTG both folded their hands. So we saw a turn heads-up, and I was first to act:



Boom! I just made my nut straight on the turn. And I picked up a flush draw. And an open-ended straight flush draw. There's 290 chips in the pot, and both myself and my opponent each have around 10x that still behind. I'm thinking this is my chance to hopefully extract some serious chippage from this guy early on in an mtt and get some much-needed chip utility early, as the big blind will move from 20 to 50 over the next 20 minutes or so and I will soon be well below that magical utility level of 100 big blinds.

How do you play this hand now? If you bet, how much? If you check, why?

Back tomorrow with the conclusion.

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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Silly Superstitions, Smartass Kids, Funny Goat, and Suited Connectors Hand Concluded

Tuesday night was my first solidly winning day at the tables in several days, and man did it feel good. And more than that, I know exactly why it happened:

I changed my shirt.

When I get home from work and head into the evenings, including during my nightly online poker play, I usually wear my "pajama" shirt, which for me amounts to no more than one of the many fugly t-shirts I have acquired over the years and which I would not otherwise be willing to wear outside of the house. Well, for the last several nights I had been wearing this "Hudson, New York" t-shirt that my wife picked up for me one day when she took the kids with her family up to the Catskills to walk around some ghey little town (so sorry I missed that one, btw!). And I was losing. I think I had one other winning day mixed in there for the past week or so of wearing the Hudson shirt while I played, but for the most part I was a tilting mofo and was losing overall almost every night. As I've written about some here, I have really been struggling over the past several days to figure out a way to get out of this poker funk I've been in, and I've tried a lot of possible solutions, including sitting in a different place to play, trying to focus on getting into the right mindset before I fire up full tilt, and even heavy drinking, none of which have really worked to get me playing my best poker. But then out of the blue it hit me at some point after work on Tuesday -- my shirt was obviously the problem! I changed things up, throwing on my too-small ESPN Radio shirt that I won when I won a New York Jets prize package off the radio (1050 am ESPN Radio New York) a few years ago that also won me tickets to see that year's opening-day Thursday night game between the Jets and the hated Washington Redskins.

And you know what? I played better on Tuesday right from the getgo, no doubt about it. I was typing in less smack talk in the chat after horrible plays by my opponents than I had been for days, and more importantly, I was playing good poker again. I consciously recognized myself not calling allins with marginal hands where I know over the past few days I had been instacalling and just hoping for the best. It's so hard to recognize every time your game has gotten a little off kilter, at least for me it is, but I always make a concerted effort to do that and I have had a lot of success at this game overall in always keeping as keen of an eye as I can on my own game and the decisions I am making at the tables. So I played better, and the results were excellent as I won outright three of the four sngs I participated in on the night. Sure I gave some of that back by being sucked out on and setup-eliminated from both the 50-50 and the 28k on the night, but that's ok. Overall it was a good day results-wise, but much more importantly, a good day from a decision-making perspective, which for me is really the only important thing there is. The results may be good or bad on any given day, but if I'm playing well, and playing this game to win as opposed to playing it on tilt, then over time my results will take care of themselves as the short term turns into the medium- and long term.

It's funny too, because I am so not a superstitious guy. At all. I don't have a lucky charm and I don't believe in walking under ladders or breaking mirrors or any of that stuff having any effect at all on luck. In fact normally I laugh at people who believe in those things, I really do. Just like I laugh at all these donkeys who "find God" once they're on death row after brutally beating and murdering 25 children. That said, sometimes when I'm on a protracted downswing in my poker game -- something which happens to all of us, very much including the best poker players out there -- I will try just about anything to get me back on my game. Believe me, it's not that I actually believe my ESPN Radio shirt will bring me good luck. It wasn't luck I was looking for at all over these past several nights in the first place anyways -- rather, what I've been searching for is a way to get back on my game. Something. Anything that could help just to shake things up, and change my perspective from the way I've been playing, the unneccesary pushes and the ill-advised calls I've been making, and back to the way I know will lead to profitable decisions and, ultimately, profitable play. And for me on Tuesday night, finally, changing shirts was the thing to do it. So Boooo to Hudson, New York, and yay to ESPN. I want to thank Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic on the ESPN Radio "Mike & Mike in the Morning" radio show for first alerting me to this Jets contest back in 2004, and to Michael Kay in the evenings for picking my name out of a hat from among 20-something winners to win the grand prize of the NY Jets package. Without you guys, I would have probably donked out of another 5 sng's last night. Instead I get to write a pompous and confident post for the first time in a few days. Thanks, guys, from my heart.

Speaking of pompous and confident, I just have to share some amazing news that I received on Tuesday afternoon as well. This is the first time I've gotten to experience anything like this feeling, and I have got to say -- it's at least as good as everyone says it is who has kids. My oldest daughter, M, just turned 4 this week. About a month or two so, at the ripe old age of 3 years old, we took my daughter to a psychologist to get an IQ test. Now, if you have a brain on your phucking head you're probably thinking, "Whaaaaa? What kind of a sick fuck IQ tests their child at 3 years old?" And let me tell you, this is a very good question. But there is also a very good answer -- anyone in all of New York City who wants their child to have the option to go to any of the gifted & talented public schools in the city. Every one. Period. To me this is and will always be one of the sickest fuckest things about living and raising a family in this city, but it is what it is and, unless Hammer Wife and I are prepared to shell out 30k a year for our barely-old-enough-to-use-the-toilet daughter (and then another 30k a year for K, starting in a couple of years) to go to private school, the g&t public schools are simply the best option for us. Really, the only option other than moving out of the city within the next couple of years. So we had to take her in to get her ghey little 3-year-old IQ test. And yesterday we got back the results.

99th percentile!!!!! I mean, this chick got the best possible score on the thing. She is awesome. For the first time in my life on Tuesday, I got my first taste of that feeling of why some parents are always bragging about their kids and how smart, how accomplished, how whatever they are. Because of course I give M most of the credit for how great she performed on test day, and how smart she is and driven she is to be the best at everything, even at this young age. But you know what? There is no doubt that Hammer Wife gets a lot of credit as well for all the incredible work and time she puts in with these kids. I credit their school as well, no doubt, and I'm sure that her teachers will be beaming with pride themselves when they hear the news. But I know my wife, and I know how awesome she must feel knowing that she has contributed significantly to what is now the first real proof of success and intelligence that we have ever had the opportunity to get about either of our kids. And myself, at the very least I've contributed the genes to these kids to enable them to grow up smart, testing well and hopefully succeeding at whatever they do. Even though I can be as much of a pompous pain in the ass at home as I come off usually on the blog, on Tuesday for the first time I know that Hammer Wife got a nice piece of incontrovertible proof of why it was a good move for her to have chosen to settle down with me. I may be a tremendous pain in the anus, but I've always known I would make me some smart offspring. I've spent a ton of time working with both of my girls on having the right attitude about school, about practicing their memories and about learning to read and talk and write, etc., and to see it all pay off like this with a Hoy-level domination of an IQ test by my 3 year old daughter is the coolest fucking thing in the world. I realized this week that I really am going to be just another one of those fucking annoying parents constantly crowing about all of my childrens' accomplishments. Deal with it.

Now, moving on to some tangentially poker-related items, I have to give a shout-out here to some of the funniest shiat I've seen in a while in any poker blog. Julius Goat, whom I have often stated here is clearly one of the wittiest and overall best writers among our group, has been busting out some awesome poker limericks over the past few days. Go on over to his blog and take a peek, this shit is some high quality stuff no doubt. If only I could write like this, I would have a fucking book of poker limericks, one for each one of the bloggers and probably one for each of the professionals on tv as well. It would be a New York Times bestseller and I would have retired by now from the grind and the rat race and would spend my days frittering away my countless mobneys at the nlh and plo cash tables on full tilt. But instead, I have no wit and no writing skills at all, so I'm left to prattling on and on about my kids and profiling hands that I misplayed throughout and getting lambasted for it repeatedly in the comments here. But Goat has done it right, and these limericks are really funny shit. Even funnier though I think is Goat's poker haiku, really a series of haikus, from an earlier post this week. Go read that shit, I dare you not to crack up.

I also wanted to make a quick pimp for tonight, which is as always the Mookie at 10pm ET on full tilt (password as always is "vegas1"). I am already registered and I think I saw more than 10 of my fake internet friends in there as well, which is good because the Mookie is the shiznit. And it's the shiznit that I can never win. But tonight I am all but assured of lasting through the first hour or so. How can I be so sure? It's simple -- I won't be there! Hammer Wife is taking me out for a belated birthday dinner to Peter Lugar's, allegedly the best steak place in New York City. I'll be the judge of that of course, but after nearly seven years living in the city, it really is a crime that a cow lover like me has not yet been to the best of the best of steakhouses in New York. Well, tonight that all changes, and I can't wait. But it will cause me to miss the first hour or so of the Mookie. Normally that might really bother me since it will make it practically impossible for me to compete in tonight's BBTwo blonkament. But, when you've accepted your complete inability to win one of these things no matter how well you play or how far you get or how close you are to winning like I have, things like giving up all chance to win take on literally zero meaning. So I'm just going to roll with it, outlast half the field before I even sit down, and join in some time around 11ish with 1000 chips. It's more chips than I would have had if I played in this thing anyways, so what's the difference, right? Let's be honest -- missing the first hour probably increases my chances of survival, not decreases them. And do not forget to tune in tonight to Buddy Dank radio, which will be broadcasting live from The King's house along with special radio guests KOD, Miami Don and LJ. I guess it remains to be seen what kind of a radio personality LJ turns out to be, but Chad and Don have already proven themselves to each be the best of the best as far as radio guests on BDR, so tonight should be a great time, especially given what I expect to be a good deal of fuckedupness among that radio crowd live from Las Vegas. I can't wait for that, although again I'll be missing the first hour or so. But there is absolutely no reason why you should not tune in to BDR prior to the 10pm ET start of the Mookie -- Buddy has good directions on his blog for how to tune in to his stellar radio program. If you've been waiting for your first time to check out what all the hubbub is about with Buddy Dank Radio, then make tonight that night -- I predict it is not one that you want to miss.

OK before I end today I wanted to close out the hand I've been profiling this week. To recap, utg+2 minraised the 500 big blind to 1000 chips preflop, and I smooth called next from middle position with T9s. The next player to my left also called the 1000, and everyone else folded. The flop came down QT9 rainbow, giving me bottom two pairs, and when the utg+2 player checked on this flop, I bet out 2600 chips into the 4200-chip pot, representing a bet of around a third of my less than half the average stack. The player on my left surprisingly minraised my bet to 5200 chips, and then to further complicate things, the utg+2 player went and called the 5200-chip minraise after having led off the flop betting with his check. Here is what the situation looked like:



I was interested to see that the comments to yesterday's post seemed somewhat evenly split between people saying I should push, and people saying I should fold. I still don't know what the "right" answer is. I mean, obviously calling here is out of the question, as basically all the commenters agreed with. No reason to leave myself with a tiny stack left when I have flopped two pairs on a scary board, and I have a short stack to begin with. So the real option is between pushing or folding.

I'll be honest with you guys -- I tried hard to find a fold here. My reaction to the action after my bet on the flop was that I was quite possibly behind, and certainly facing a lot of outs. But I wasn't so sure. This is the 28k after all, and there's a reason that Chad became the "King of Donks" for final tabling this tournament 25 times in a month -- the play in this thing, more or less all the way through, is utter and complete shit. These people are horrible for the most part. Now, that doesn't mean that even horrible players never pick up a strong hand or flop strong to their hole cards. But at the same time, the combination of my short stack and my flopped two pairs, including possible outs to a boat, weighed heavily in my mind. And of course the fact that I know the 28k donkeys are horrible, horrible poker players for the most part.

Let's talk about my reads here. I like the read from many of the commenters that the guy on my right was likely on an overpair. He had minraised from utg+2 preflop, which could easily be AA or, more likely, KK, and KK seemed to me to be a likely holding for his entire actions so far in the hand, including having the overpair and the inside straight draw to check-call the bet and minraise on the flop. The guy on my left, of course, was the bigger concern. He had just minraised my flop bet into a growing pot, a move that had to be seen as scary at the least. But I also noticed he was on a big stack, much larger than either myself or the guy on my right, and that made it possible that he wasn't quite that strong and was just trying to get both of me and the guy on the right to fold for relatively cheap. Again, if he had been on a short stack, then a minraise like this would be more or less screaming out that he had a set or a straight, but with the big stack this move could mean more than just a monster hand on this flop. Personally, although KJ was possible I just don't really put a guy who called a preflop minraise with still four players left to act on KJ. Even sooooted. The bigger concern for me was a flopped set. But in the end, with me having T9 in my hand, lefty having TT or 99 was unlikely. Possible yes, not certainly not likely. QQ was certainly possible given his flop minraise, but I guess I don't see him just calling the two minraises preflop with pocket Queens, especially given the likelihood that the minraisers and the minraise-caller are on some kind of Aces and/or Kings.

So the set possibilities for the guy on my left just didn't scare me that much, and the two pair possibilities were somewhat limited, and the KJ is just such a bad call of a minraise and a minraise-caller preflop, and my stack was so short at this point, and the buyin was just so low to this tournament, that all of these things together convinced me to get in there and play for what I had planned all along with my smallish bet on the flop. As Astin pointed out in the comments yesterday, my whole point in betting out with my short stack on this flop was to get someone's entire stack. Now clearly I was going to get it, and even though it was clear that I could be behind or even hopelessly behind, the math of the situation made most of the hands I feared most somewhat unlikely, and the preflop play made the rest of those hands (i.e., KJ or J8) even less likely. So I pushed for the rest of my chips, very much aware that I could be behind, and totally willing to lose my $26 buyin with my current short stack if I was in fact beaten:



Notice btw that there was basically no chance of anyone folding at this point, with over 22,000 chips in the pot and it being only another 2500 chips maximum for both opponents to see the river since the guy on my right only had another 2639 chips remaining at this point. So I know I'm taking my bottom two pairs to the river here on a scary board. A questionable decision no doubt, but one which I explained above and which I am comfortable with making given the reasoning I just provided.

Just to make the screenshotting a little more interesting, and the suspense a little stronger, the fool on my right did not raise allin, opting to just call the extra 2500 and change, and leaving himself just 65 measly chips in his stack to see the river card. This was irrelevant of course in the overall scheme of things with this hand, but it did increase the suspense because (1) both opponents' hole cards remained hidden, and (2) this fuck-shitty turn card fell:



Holy shit was I pissed off. Now AK, A8, KQ, QJ, QT, Q9, Q8, JT, J9, 98 and JJ all just moved ahead of me with this card, just about the worst possible thing that could have happened. Whatever brilliance there might have been with my flop play here -- a dubious proposition already -- was gone in a puff of smoke, and I just had to watch the bullshit and know I was drawing to basically a few outs, at best, with just one card to come. I think I typed in some pissed off comment in the chat about that turn card, and then I watched the ultimate raggy 2♥ hit the river.

Now, to change things up a little bit from the way I usually present the conclusions to the hands I profile, I will tell you here that I won this hand, and I took down a monster pot. Knowing that information, anybody want to guess what each player held in the hand to have played them in this way? I'll leave some space here below while you take your guesses, and then you can scroll down to see the carnage for yourselves (and I'll give you a hint -- neither one of them even had AQ!):























Wow. Two fucking raging jackaces. So lefty not only called but minraised me into a large pot on this scary board with just the OESD and an Ace kicker. Wow. And righty, at least he was short stacked like me, but he got it allin on that flop after checking his OESD plus Ace kicker, seeing a bet and then a minraise for almost ihs entire stack, and yet he still smooth called those two bets and then also called allin when I re-reraised allin myself. That is some shitty ass-smelly poker right there, but absolutely fully typical of the 28k on a nightly basis. And the fact that I outlasted not one but two jackaces in this hand is still amazing to me, even now a week later as I review the screenshots one final time. I think a lot of the decisions I made in this hand were questionable, although I don't think any of them were wrong and as I review it all I am pretty sure I would play this hand exactly the same way today.

And don't worry -- I still didn't cash in the 28k this night. First I got sucked out on in a huge pot when a clown hit a 2-outer at the river to crush me when I was about to move into the top 20 with less than 200 players left, and then within one or two hands later, I moved allin with pocket 9s or Tens, got called by the jackace and of course could not beat that hand again on the night. But hopefully you guys enjoyed this hand and benefited from thinking about the best way for me to play it, as well as from analzying my opponents' play and trying to put them on a hand as well.

See you tonight, late, for the Mookie and on Buddy Dank Radio!!

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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

MATH Recap, Bullshit NFL and Suited Connectors Hand Continued

59 runners came out last night for the 6-max nlh MATH, making for a $1416 prize pool and an aggressive format that encourages people to make some moves. As a result, people played it fast, which I love, and the action was fast and furious from the getgo. Personally, I got a bit short early trying to make some moves with my usual utter shit for cards. In an hour of play, I never got one premium hand, never a pair above 88 and never an Ace higher than A9. Finally I found AK near the end of the first hour of the tournament, and I moved allin on a raggy flop against Mike Maloney who had called all three times I had raised at that new table with his big stack. Of course he flipped up AA and IGH early. Nnice, thank you very much fuck tilt poker.

Here are your cashers for this week's MATH tournament:

8. $49.56 riggstad
7. $49.56 leftylu
6. $77.88 jeciimd
5. $113.28 mookie
4. $155.76 mike maloney
3. $205.32 numbbono
2. $297.36 columbo
1. $467.28 whiskigrl

And here is the updated MATH moneyboard for 2007, including the results of this week's tournament:

1. Columbo $1823
2. cmitch $1703
3. Bayne_s $1400
4. Hoyazo $1162
5. RaisingCayne $1110
6. Surflexus $1107
7. Daddy $999
8. Kajagugu $806
9. Fuel55 $802
10. Astin $79
11. Pirate Wes $792
12. VinNay $775
13. Tripjax $759
14. Numbbono $754
15. Iggy $745
16. Gary Cox $734
17. Blinders $720
18. NewinNov $677
19. Lucko21 $665
20. LJ $652
21. Waffles $650
22. IslandBum1 $642
23. XxMagiciaNxX $630
23. JJ $630
25. Mike_Maloney $612
26. Jamyhawk $576
27. Buddydank $553
28. swimmom95 $545
29. riggstad $537
30. Chad $537
31. ScottMc $532
32. Emptyman $513
33. Byron $510
34. Julius Goat $507
35. bartonf $492
35. mtnrider81 $492
37. PokerBrian322 $490
38. wormmsu $475
39. scots_chris $474
40. whiskigrl $467
41. jeciimd $460
42. RecessRampage $434
43. Otis $429
44. twoblackaces $426
45. leftylu $424
46. Miami Don $402
47. Zeem $389
48. Joe Speaker $384
49. Jordan $382
50. cardgrrl $371
50. lightning36 $371
52. ChapelncHill $353
53. OMGitsPokerFool $324
54. buckhoya $312
54. oossuuu754 $312
56. Mookie $304
57. Wigginx $288
58. Fishy McDonk $277
59. actyper $276
60. Irongirl $252
60. Manik79 $252
62. Wippy1313 $248
63. Easycure $244
64. Garthmeister $216
64. wwonka69 $216
66. Omega_man_99 $210
67. katiemother $209
68. Pushmonkey72 $208
69. Thepokergrind $198
70. StatikKling $180
71. 23Skidoo $176
72. Santa Clauss $170
73. jimdniacc $166
74. Iakaris $162
74. Smokkee $162
76. cemfredmd $156
77. lester000 $147
78. Heffmike $145
79. Julkeus $144
80. brdweb $143
81. DDionysus $137
82. Patchmaster $135
83. InstantTragedy $129
84. NinaW $120
85. UnTiltable $118
86. Fluxer $110
87. -o-LuckTruck-o- $103
88. hoops15mt $95
89. Gracie $94
90. Scurvydog $94
91. Shag0103 $84
92. mattazuma $82
92. crazdgamer $82
94. PhinCity $80
95. Presidentdave $79
96. maf212 $78
97. evy35 $72
98. Alceste $71
98. dbirider $71
100. kevin-with-AK $66
101. Rake Feeder $53

So congratulations out to this week's winner, whiskigrl, whose name I like but I don't unfortunately know anything about himher, as well as to Columbo who not only finished second in this week's MATH tournament but in doing so also regained the overall lead on the 2007 MATH moneyboard from cmitch who had busted out of nowhere to the top spot on the moneyboard with his own big win last week.

Now, before I forget, let me just say for the record that the Patriots are the gheyest undefeated team in the history of the NFL. First the cheating, which I never wrote about but my god!! And this isn't like just a little cheating, or just allegations of cheating. They cheated, as a matter of fact, and in fact they've been doing it for several years. It's so bad that hey had received written warnings from the NFL as recently as early this very season about not using video technology to steal the opposing teams' signs and playcalls. But they kept on cheating, and they got busted doing it earlier this year. They've factually used the other team's signs all through three superbowls in four years, and they used it this year as well on their way to this refuckulous undefeated season. Somehow that shit just gets overlooked by many people because it's obvious how awesome this Patriots team is. But who knows how awesome they would be if they hadn't been outright cheating for the better part of the past decade. I don't know. And if you think you do, you're living in a dream world.

Then in the Eagles game last week, the Patriots were awarded a touchdown in the final minute of the first half on an 18-yard reception or so that on replay was indisputably not a catch. The receiver's second foot landed a good three or four feet out of bounds, and even his first foot did not really appear to necessarily be in the field of play when the catch was made. And yet, nothing Andy Reid could do could cause the referees to review that call, because in the final two minutes of the half, these reviews can only be initiated by the referees. Hmmmmmm. Patriots go on to win that game by how many points? 3. Seems like that one might've had a measurable impact on the winner of that game, huh? And like I said above, it was 100% plain and simple the fault of the referees, and sadly there is no one else in the world you can blame for that kind of incompetency among the officiating on the field.

Now, if you saw the Patriots - Ravens game on Monday night this week -- and I mean really watched it, the entire thing -- then you know that the referees gave this game to the Pats. They gave it to them. They insisted that the Pats win. I personally watched the Ravens win this game not once but twice in the last few minutes alone. Two fourth downs, two recockulous penalties called to extend the final drive once the game was already over. With phucking 50-some seconds left and on 4th and 5, the Pats threw to the end zone and lost. The pass was tipped and went out of bounds, and the game was over. The perfect season finished. Finito. No chance. And then the flag comes out, and what's the call? Holding! Riiiiiiiight. The easiest call to make on any play in any sport. Suuuuuuuure there was holding guys, suuuuuuuuure. We all believe you now after seeing what happened last week against the Eagles and after watching the maybe 7 or 8 recockulous calls all go the Patriots' way in this Ravens game. So great Mr. Roger Gooddell, and great for you, NFL, you have managed to manufacture an undefeated team for the first time since the Dolphins in the '70s. I hope you get whatever you're hoping to get from that silliness. Six months ago, before this redonkulous business with the NBA referees fixing games, I might have told you it's impossible that the fix is in. Having watched a number of Patriots games this season, in particular the last two in their entirety, I know the fix is in. Fuck you, NFL, for making me stay up all night to watch a game that was already predetermined from the beginning who would win. Right now, the NFL = the full tilt rng server. Fuck you, fuck you both.

Getting back quickly to the hand I was profiling yesterday, here is where we left off with the action:



I enjoyed the comments, and it seems the majority of the readers suggested just pushing my last 7774 chips into the 4200-chip pot. A few of the commenters advocated checking, and a few others wanted to bet smaller. But one theme was the same throughout all of them I think -- I wanted to get it allin in this spot, with no one yet showing any strength on this flop. In the end after considering my options, I opted for the smaller bet. With bottom two pairs on a high-card board, and given that my stack was shortish at the time, I wanted to do the thing that I felt had the most chance of getting someone else's stack into the middle with me at this point, and then take my chances with what is ultimately a very scary board and very vulnerable holding for me. But I liked the arguments made by The King, Smokkee and a few others in yesterday's comments, and in the end I felt a smallish bet was perhaps better designed to get someone to either call me with a worse hand, or better yet move in with just top pair, maybe a KQ or AQ holding given the action so far:




Then a strange thing happened. The player to my immediate left, who had yet to act on the flop, minraised my 2600-chip bet to 5200 chips. As I tried to take in what that move probably meant, the first player, who had checked on the flop ahead of me, suddenly called the 5200-chip minraise from the player to my left. This left the situation now to me once again:



Now what? How do those bottom two pairs look at this point in the hand? Remember, the player to my right had open-minraised from utg+2 preflop, I called and the player to my left called as well, with everyone else folding before the flop after the minraise. Now the preflop minraiser on my right checked, I bet 2600, the player to my left minraised that bet, and the preflop minraiser then check-called the flop minraise from the guy on my left. WTF does all this mean? And more importantly, do I fold, call or reraise allin in this spot with my bottom two pairs? As you can see from the graphic above, I still have about 5200 chips left in my stack, which is not good at this point in the tournament, but it's not like it's totally nothing. What is the right play here?

Let me know your comments, and I will conclude the hand in Wednesday's post, along with some general whining about the fact that I won't be out in Vegas this week partying it up with the donkeyz.

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Monday, December 03, 2007

MATH, Mywebatm and Playing Suited Connectors Late in an MTT

First things first for a glorious Monday morning in New York City....



So after much discussion and back and forth with full tilt, tonight's MATH tournament, with I think just 7 events left in the BBTwo and thus 7 chances left to win your seat into the BBTwo Aussie Millions Tournament of Champions freeroll later this month, is going to be a "normal" 6-max no-limit holdem tournament. We did this once before about a month or so ago and personally I loved it, and in fact it seems more and more likely to me that the long-term MATH will be 6-max nlh forever more after 2007 is in the books. So no turbo, no rebuys, but just plain old short-handed nlh this evening in a return to quasi-normalcy for the last couple MATH tournaments in the BBTwo.

For interest's sake, my original plan as recently as the middle of last week was to have a shootout tournament for this week, but in the end full tilt simply does not have the technicial capability at this time to run a shootout format, even though as I explained to them repeatedly, it is shockingly simple to set up. Nonetheless, there is a reason why you never see any shootout formats on full tilt, as opposed to on pokerstars which runs double shootout satellites regularly into their large Sunday tournaments, etc. I still can't really believe that full tilt cannot make this happen (are you listening FTP John? FTPDoug?), but for now rather than pursue a sort of contrived setup we had been discussing to approximate a shootout tournament, instead we're just going to run a regular 6-max nlh event for this evening's MATH.

Similarly, after a lot of discussion with full tilt, they simply cannot offer me the heads-up tournament structure that I was hoping to set up for our last BBTwo-enabled MATH next Monday night. Again there were some creative options for approximating a real heads-up tournament structure, but in the end IMO it was more work than it is worth, and with too much potential for trouble like I know we've had before for heads-up private tournaments on full tilt. To me this is even dumber than the lack of a shootout tournament structure, as full tilt has got to be crazy not to be running a heads-up nlh tournament as part of the FTOPS for example, given all the pros that are associated with full tilt and who play there on a regular basis. To think that full tilt has yet to offer a $216 (or $535, for that matter) buyin event in a heads-up format with all those pros in any of now six FTOPS tournament series is beyond me, but it's true. So, no heads-up action for us next week, which will probably end up just being 6max nlh as well, although I will let you know right here of any changes to that sometime within the week.

So come out tonight for the latest BBTwo tournament and the 7th-to-last chance to win that Tournament of Champions seat in tonight's shorthanded nlh MATH tournament at 10pm ET on full tilt. Password as always is "hammer", and the buyin is back to the usual $26 or tier I token.

On an unrelated note, I got what I consider to be a ridickulous email from full tilt this weekend, advising me of an impending change involving mywebatm, one of full tilt's current payment processors, and I was wondering if anyone else had any thoughts on the matter. Basically, the email said that, due to "anticipated technical difficulties" (whatever that means), full tilt was immediately decreasing deposit limits from mywebatm to a paltry amount (I think $100 a day, $200 a week and $300 a month, which amounts I think are already even lower than that). Moreover, full tilt was offering me a frigging bonus of up to 50% of my reload, but only if I withdraw my entire account balance to mywebatm, and then redeposit to full tilt within 7 days using a different payment processor. Huh? So now full tilt is going to give up a 50% bonus, but only if I withdraw my entire full tilt account balance to one of their previous payment processors, and then redeposit from a different processor? Full tilt is going to pay me to withdraw every dollar I have from their site? WTF is going on here? Does this sound as recockulous to you guys as it does to me? I know with 100% certainty that there is more to this story than meets the eye, because believe you me, it would take quite a significant issue for any poker site to literally pay me to take all my entire account balance out of their site. I read that email again this morning and I'm still basically in disbelief. I did notice that mywebtatm's website seems to have changed from its previous address at mywebtatm.com to now mywebatmcard.com. Not sure what is up with all that but I'm sure that this has something to do with those "anticipated technical difficulties" that the email referred to. But you know it's something significant when I'm not even willing to take the free money from full tilt to participate in whatever silly scheme they have cooking up. Can anyone out there tell me why on earth full tilt would offer me up to a $500 bonus to completely deplete my account with them and then redeposit via another payment processor? For the life of me this shit sounds fishy as hell and I am loathe to participate until I can understand more wtf is going on. Bad, bad email from full tilt on that one. And it's not the first time.

I also wanted to put up an interesting hand that went down this weekend for me in the nightly minefield known as the 28k guaranteed on full tilt. This was late in hour 3 of the tournament, where we were just about 60 players away from the money spots, with around 240 players remaining out of 1100-some who had started. I was low in chips, with a little under 9k in my stack at a time when the average stack in the tournament was somewhere in the neighborhood of 15 or 16k, so I was basically under half the average and somewhat in need of making a quick move with the blinds at 250-500 and a 50-chip ante per hand, giving me an M of somewhere around 6.

So, I am dealt T9s in middle position. UTG folds, as does UTG+1. The next player, who is sitting on a stack size similar to my own, puts in a minraise to 1000 chips. I'm looking at a bet that is about 1/9 of my existing stack, and with five players still to act behind me and 2200 chips already in the pot from the blinds and antes.

How do you like to play this hand before the flop? Call, raise or fold here?

I will tell you that I opted to make the call. Of course I was hoping to see the flop for no more than the 1000 chips already bet by the early-middle position player, and T9s is a great hand to take someone down with in a very not foreseeable way. But I think the two biggest reasons I called were (1) the possibility of a multiway pot developing since we had an early-middle position minraise, and then my own call also from middle position, and still with five players left behind me including the two blinds who would be highly likely to call in my view since they were already in for their blinds and since the raise was only another 500 chips on top, and (2) I was short. In this case, I was getting into desperation territory, I needed to make a big hand pretty quick or my stack would soon be dwindling into worthless territory, and this hand was in my view a perfect opportunity to either make something big happen, or hopefully let me out fairly cheap with not too much damage to my stack given that it was already short to begin with. I view this as a questionable call on my part, but by no means a terrible one, and I like my reasoning for making the call, but I would be interested in hearing any thoughts you all have on the matter.

Anyways, we end up seeing just a three-way flop -- something I still can't believe that at least the blinds did not call given the pot odds they were receiving to make such a call, but the player to my immediate left called as well giving us three players to see this flop:



So I've flopped bottom two pairs on a high-card, connecting board with no suits. As you can see above, the first player checked to me on this flop.

Now what would you do here? There are now 4200 chips in the pot, and I have 7,774 chips remaining in my stack. Do you check or bet? If it's bet, then now much?

Let me know your thoughts and I will be back tomorrow with some more of this fun hand to analyze.

Before then, I will see you tonight for 6max Mondays at the Hoy on full tilt! By the way, in I'm sure a vain attempt to combat the constant tilt I've been on lately, including basically this entire weekend, I will be getting sloshed for the MATH again tonight. You might as well be too.

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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Adapting Your Game, and the Vegan213 Hand Revisited

First off, kudos to me for my cash in the first-ever MFG tournament hosted by StatikKling, where I ended in 3rd place after maybe an hour of fun times where I raised or reraised with the Hammer, won and showed it at least three or four times. I enjoyed the game and look forward to defending my cash in next week's event.

Now on to today's post. I was really interested in the comments to yesterday's post, moreso than I have been in a long time. Some of the comments surprised me, others I thought were right on the mark, and some of them seemed flat out wrong, or something. I want to spend some time going over the hand again in light of some of the specific comments posted here on Tuesday, and I think the discussion will be interesting. For me it will be I think -- I started to write a comment late on Tuesday night to respond to the other commenters, but after I crossed the 500,000th word I realized this is probably more of a post unto itself than just a 20th comment on the board. So here we are.

For starters I really want to address something that came up a couple of times in the comments on Tuesday, and was also written about at least once by one of the wonkas. I know it was Evil Wonka, but I can never really remember which is Evil and which is Good anymore. Nor do I remember which of them the original hand first occurred with, but I'm pretty sure it was one of them. Anyways, let's go back in time to early April of this year....

So it's very early in the MATH tournament, the second tournament of the BBT in fact, and blinds are 20-40. Evil Wonka open-limps for 40 chips from middle position, and I raise to 240 from the cutoff. It folds back to EW, who thinks for a few seconds and then calls my 6x raise. As the hand unfolded, I pushed like a donkey with 2nd pair top kicker and got called by EW's JTs, a hand I could not conceive of him calling my 6x preflop raise with into a heads-up pot. I still maintain that this is a -EV call for most players, but basically at the time I was mired in a big funk in the blonkaments and I let off a lot of steam about that play on my blog that week. And you know what?

I got a lot of flack for it. From many of you. Now let me repeat, I still maintain that this is surely a -EV play for the majority of players. But, after reading comment after comment, and post after post, saying why JTs is the perfect hand to call with in this spot, yaddayaddayadda, I spent a good deal of time thinking about the scenario. As someone who takes my poker play tremendously seriously, I am constantly evaluating and re-evaluating my game, trying to tweak what needs tweaking and optimize what can be optimized. Anyone who isn't doing this regularly is simply not going to be able to maintain high quality poker for any sustained period of time. It's not possible without constantly adapting your game, either trying to refine your three- and four-betting preflop strategy in limit cash games, reviewing and analyzing your recent mtt bustouts if you're a tournodonk like me, or thinking over how you've been leading with middle pocket pairs at the nl cash tables. One of the many keys to successful long-term poker play is constant analysis. Any pro will tell you that, and frankly the analysis is the biggest reason why I started the blog here as it is, as I've written about many times before.

So anyways, suffice it to say that I spent a lot of time thinking about everyone's comments regarding the notion of calling a 6x preflop raise into a heads-up pot with JTs. And after all that reflection, here is where I came out on the point: it's the truth that a large soooted connector is the best hand to make a light preflop raise-call with, in that it's going to have the best chance of making a hand or at least a draw on the flop that can crack a big hand. And it's also true that, in the end, the reason this kind of a light call of a preflop raise is problematic for so many people is at least partially because you can flop to it a little and then find it difficult to get away from the hand, and suddenly you end up losing to a better, often dominated hand. And the more I thought about what everyone had to say, I actually changed the way I play hands like this, just a little bit.

I'm sure it's still a moneylosing play over time generally speaking for most people to call a preflop raise heads-up with a big soooted connector. But, unlike the way I played previous to the play with Evil Wonka, I am now willing to call certain raises in certain spots with speculative hands like the big soooted connectors. What I do not like to do with them is call a raise from an EP or MP hand into what seems like it is or is going to be a heads-up pot. In such situations, for the way that I play the game, I decided after careful consideration that such situations do not offer me sufficient pot equity or implied odds to really profit overall from the times that I do flop strong to these hands. However, on the other hand, in spots where it seems that a multiway pot might be brewing, where I feel very confident that my opponent has a monster pocket pair and/or in situations where I have some reason to believe I might be up against a weaker-than-average reraising hand -- such as in the 1k this week when the raise came from the cutoff and from a stealy and restealy player sitting in the cutoff -- then I will sometimes make the call. As I pointed out even in my original post on Tuesday, this is still not a real strong move to call a preflop raise with a hand like the QJs I held in the 1k, but as a direct result of all the brilliant things that Evil Wonka and everyone else had to say about my rant that day of EW's preflop call with the JTs, I adjusted my game in a way that seemed to make sense to me.

Poker-wise, I have a lot to thank the blog for in that regard. It's only because of this blog and the discussion that was generated here on EW's preflop raise that I ever made this small tweak to my game, and it is something that has worked out well for me over time as long as I have stayed within the limited situations I described above. So, for example, in the Shorthanded No-Limt Holdem event at the World Series of Poker this past summer, I described a hand where I called a preflop raise with a JTs in my hand. I would never have made this call before the whole wonka business, and I only made the call because of the thoughts you all shared and that I gave serious consideration to when that hand first came up in April. The guy whose raise I called was bullying the table, and from late position seemed to me to be likely pushing a weaker-than-average raising hand (which he in fact was). So I called him, flopped a flush draw, turned the flush and took a huge portion from the other big stack at the table, on my way to cashing in the event and having a lifetime of invaluable poker memories as a result. Similarly, the other night in the 1k, once again I felt it was ok (not great as I said in my post, but acceptable) for me to call the preflop raise because the player in the cutoff was reacting to my stealy-looking raise from the hijack, a spot I had open-raised from several times already on blind steals, so that made his likely hand range in my eyes that much weaker and thus made my QJs hand that much stronger in comparison, and that much more worth seeing a potential flop with. It worked out for me. Other times when I've made this call, if I've done it in the right spots in accordance with my criteria above, then I've managed not to lose much when I miss and to take down some small or large pots when I've hit. Overall, it has added to my game like most of the tweaks I make on an ongoing basis and I am glad for that.

So imagine my surprise when I see commenters and blog posts calling me a hypocrite and suggesting that I would have ranted about the other guy playing my hand exactly the way that I did here as well. Calling me a hypocrite about the fact that nowadays I might play a QJs or JTs a bit more aggressively than I used to after a bunch of people suggested that the play might have merit is seriously silly guys. My game evolved, my strategies with certain hands changes according to the situation. I complained about a play, a ton of you told me why I was wrong, I heard everything you said and have adjusted my play accordingly. Now you're going to call me a hypocrite? Learn it and learn it well: the best players at this game we all love are constantly adapting their games. Constantly. Anyone who isn't, sucks. Or they will suck soon, that I can guarantee you. I feel like my change in how I play the sooted connectors to a raise preflop is an example of one of my best qualities as a poker player -- my open mind and my willingness to continually analyze and improve my play in ways that are +EV for me -- and here some players who I guess just don't get this are citing that as some kind of a slam. Bad move IMO.

So don't get me wrong -- I'm not saying anything about those who question my preflop call with QJs in that hand early in the 1k. I view that as a judgment call for each individual and frankly I don't think I have any disagreement with those who say they would not have made the call. I like those people and I like the way they think, and to be honest I probably think more or less the same way in most cases. But the people who question how I could make this call after back in April disagreeing with making a similar call, those people IMO are completely missing the point of constant adaptation and improvement in one's poker game, and I'm sure this lack is to the detriment of anyone who does not think about their game in this way.

Now moving on to some other aspects of the comments from yesterday, another thing that was really confusing to me were some of the comments using the results to justify the decisions made in the hand, which can always be a dangerous thing to do, which I will explain more in just a minute. Specifically, a couple of the commenters basically made the point that of course I played like a donkey because I got someone else allin with me when I was a 40% dog in the hand. Others of the commenters reason that since Mr. Small Penis Vegan213 was ahead the whole time, that automatically means he made a good play, or at least didn't make a bad play. To me, these statements could not be further from the truth, and I want to use an example to show what I mean:

Say I am in 2nd place in a large buyin mtt with 100 players left, nearing the ITM positions which start to pay out at say the top 80 spots, and with the blinds currently at 800-1600 in chips. The average stack size is 10,000 chips, I have 100k in my stack in second place, and the chip leader is also at my table and has a stack of 150k, while everyone else at the table is say 20k or less in chips at the time. So I'm in middle position and I open-raise 3x the blinds to 4800 chips with pocket 2s, a fairly standard move for many players at this point in an mtt. Now say the chip leader reraises my 4800 chips allin for 150,000 chips, enough to cover me and knock me out of the tournament if I am wrong. Hypothetically, let's assume he does this with AK. In fact, let's make the hypothetical more interesting: let's assume that after he puts in the allin reraise to 150k, he accidentally exposes his hand to me and the rest of the table, and it is AKo. Should I make the call here with my pocket 2s?

Hopefully it is obvious to the readers here that I should not in fact make the call. Even though I "would be ahead the whole time", making the call for my last 96,000 in chips with pocket 2s would be IMO a recockulously moronic move that would be worthy of me getting beat in this kind of race situation despite my large stack at the time. So just because making a call in a particular spot would leave you "in ahead", in a tournament context I think it is fairly obvious that many other considerations could work together make making such a call a truly terrible move. This is less true in a cash game, and I think that might explain why at least a few of the commenters with this specific point of view don't seem to get the point I am making here, but in a tournament context, calling an allin with a tiny pocket pair is almost always bad poker, unless pot odds considerations or short stack size dictates otherwise.

The heart of why this is such a terrible call to make in a tournament context lies in the extremely valuable difference between betting someone allin, and calling someone allin. In the hand in the 1k on Monday, once the flop came down and gave me 12 outs to a monster hand, one where I thought my opponent had made top pair big kicker, I played the hand in a way specifically and very purposefully designed to get me in a situation where I was raising my opponent allin for his entire stack on a large bet, such that he would be likely to fold the hand that I had put him on, and knowing that even if he did call, I still had a 40% or better equity in the pot. Now that is the way I like to play no-limit holdem tournaments -- put your opponent to the big decisions with the big pressure due to your bet sizing. The best tournament poker players all understand the value of fold equity -- the ability of your opponent to fold to your bets -- and play their game in such a way as to try to always be the one putting your opponent to the big decisions with your bets. So, being the guy raising allin preflop with 22 in your hand against a guy you think is likely to fold his hand may not be a bad play at all even with a big stack lateish in an mtt, but being the guy who calls the allin with the pocket 2s is a true mtt donkass in my opinion. He knows -- knows, beyond any shadow of a doubt -- that his opponent is roughly 48% with any two non-paired holecards, or roughly 80% with any pocket pair, against his hand, and why on earth would you call allin, with no chance of making the other guy fold, in a situation where you're either roughly racing or a huge dog in that spot in a tournament.

So really, the fact that the guy with 22 could call the huge overbet allin raise and "be ahead the whole time" of the AK preflop is totally immaterial to the analysis of the play of calling the big allin with the 22. It's what we call a bad play, plain and simple. Even if he calls and wins, it's still a bad play. Ahead the whole time, wins, loses, those results are all irrelevant to the decision in my book. They literally have no relevance at all. The only thing that matters in my book is the thought process and the guy's chances of winning or being busted out right before he made the call, and in the example I've given I hope it is crystal clear why calling the allin with the 22 is hideous, fideous poker.

Fold equity is one of the very most valuable aspects of tournament poker. That's just a true statement, and if you don't know what I mean when I say that then I suspect you are someone who agrees with the comments from Tuesday that I was the donkey since I got a guy allin when I was a 40% dog in the hand. In reality, though, let's look at this decision from a tournament poker player's perspective instead of a cash game player's perspective (FWIW I think my play from the 1k on Monday was equally fine in a cash game context, but tournament poker considerations make that all the more obvious I think than in a cash context). I knew I had approximately 40% equity in the pot, meaning that I had approximately a 40% chance of winning the hand if called by an Ace with a big kicker that I felt fairly sure my opponent was holding. But instead of the way some of the comments portrayed my move -- just "getting allin as a 40% underdog" and then calling the 60% favorite a donkey -- that analysis leaves out by far the most crucial piece of the equation. I figured there was a 40% chance of me winning if he called my allin raise there, and about an 80% chance that he would fold to my allin raise so I wouldn't even need to rely on that 40% chance. So, in my head, 80% of the time he folds and I win a nice big pot that adds about 60% to my stack early on in the tournament. The other 20% of the time, he calls my allin raise, and I still win 40% of those times and lose 60%. So, assigning some values to these probabilities, imagine I make this play 100 times.

Eighty of those times (80%), he folds to my bet, and I win about 1900 chips. 20 times he calls my allin raise preflop, and of those 20 times, 12 of those times (60%) I do not hit one of my 12 outs and I am eliminated. The other 8 times I do hit one of my 12 outs and I double up and get back about 8000 chips overall. So, here my equity calculation for risking my last 2500 chips in this way is:

1. I raise allin, he folds: 0.8 times 1900 chips = 1520 chips.
2. I raise allin, he calls and wins: 0.6 times 0 chips = 0 chips.
3. I raise allin, he calls and loses: 0.4 times 8000 chips = 3200 chips.

So I am risking 2500 chips on a draw early on in the tournament, no doubt. But, do I need to point out how overwhelmingly positive this move becomes for me, even as a 40% dog if he calls, given the tremendous chance that he probably will fold to my raise? It's a slam dunk guys, and that is all because of fold equity. We're looking at me risking roughly 2500 chips on a play whose overall equity to me is positive 4700 or so. Now for sure a lot of these numbers are just estimates, but it's what I was thinking at the time, and frankly in any event I think it would be exceedingly difficult for anyone to change my assumptions there so much as to make this move anything but dramatically +EV over time for me, all because I was the aggressor in pushing allin, creating fold equity for myself and knowing I had a ton of outs even if called.

Now look at things from his perspective. I check-raised him allin on this flop. While I agree with Alan that sometimes a flop push is indicative of a flush or straight draw of some kind, in general I do not think that is true about a check-raise on the flop so much as just an allin raise on the flop. But I put him allin for most of the rest of his stack. His equity calculation is much different. He doesn't get to build in an 80% chance of me folding to his matching what I've already moved into the pot. I can't fold since I've already gotten allin ahead of his action here on this flop. So he has zero fold equity, which leaves him as just the guy calling an allin (and insta-calling at that, mind you, which is I think my favorite part of his small-dicked donkery here) with just one pair, top kicker. So I could have a set, I could have any two pairs, I could have an overpair, or I could have any number of draws with both two hearts as well as the Ace and the Ten on the board. He should view this board, along with my allin check-raise, as a scary proposition (I certainly would), and by all means never something worthy of an allin instacall. Any of the really successful cash or tournament players will tell you that it's bad business to call allins for large bets with just one pair, even with top kicker.

And don't get me wrong -- I'm not trying to say this guy is a donkey. I mean, I know I have said that, many times here, but think back to what gave rise to me posting this whole hand in the first place -- the other guy called me a donkey, and followed me around for four fucking small-penised hours in the chat berating me like an cockhole. You honestly would have thought that I played this hand in the worst way imaginable, called his allin when he had the stone nuts, and then sucked out the runnerrunner straight to knock him out of the tournament when he had been a 99% favorite when the money went in. Hopefully this discussion helps to illustrate why I think I actually made a good play, and a clearly +EV play, and why IMO it was my opponent who made the questionable call on the hand, along with my admittedly questionable preflop call of his raise. But it is Fold Equity that I think makes my play not a bad one on this hand, and I suspect that somehow my opponent does not fully understand the concept or the importance of fold equity in a freezeout tournament context.

One commenter suggested that I should have bet out on the flop in an attempt to get the aggro opponent to move in on me, rather than to check it like I did and go for the check-raise. This approach I think again completely ignores the crucial factor of fold equity in this hand, and it's an approach that I would never take in this situation. If I bet out, I already put this guy on a big Ace, so he's not going to fold to my bet, and he might very likely do just what the commenter suggested and go ahead and raise me allin right then and there on the flop with his TPTK. Then what do I do? If I take this line, now I've just gone and done exactly what I've just spent all this time questioning the strategy of. Now I would have to be the one calling instead of raising allin, now I would be the one with no fold equity, and now I'm basically looking at folding and losing half my stack on the hand, or calling when I believe I am only 40% to win the hand in a showdown. The much, much better play IMO in this situation is to check, let him lead a bit at the pot like I knew he would, and then put him allin. That's how I get the benefit of my 40% chance to win if called, plus my 80% chance of him folding to my allin bet. Make no mistake, when you're only a 40% chance to win a given hand, you're going to be what we call the underdog unless you can make fold equity work for you in this spot. With the way I played the hand, I felt like I had created for myself a far, far +EV situation out of one where my actual pot odds with 12 outs only gave me a roughly 40% chance to win the hand in a showdown. But to bet out in the hopes of being raised allin, that would be the exact opposite of what I thought, basically tying myself down to just that 40% chance of winning the hand by forcing me to either fold or call allin with just 12 outs and two cards to come. No thanks. I like to make fold equity work for me, to make my 12-outers that much more profitable for me in light of the chances of eliciting a fold from my opponents when I throw sizeable bets and raises at them with hands with lots of outs like this one.

OK that's enough of this for today. Tonight, it's back to the Mookie at 10pm ET on full tilt (password as always is "vegas1") for my weekly junk-kicking, Kevlar cup and all. Can't wait to see the bullshit I get busted with tonight. Hopefully you'll be there to see all the fun unfold.

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