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Trying to suggest that a string of seven 30-man
Zero dollars.
Waiting until I take my third 2-or 3-outer after the flop out of seven tournaments to bash my results publicly on your blog and say it can't possibly be luck?
Zero dollars.
Repeatedly referring to me as a "self-proclaimed poker expert" even when I have never used and would never use that term to describe myself?
Zero dollars.
Staying home from a rare win for your favorite NFL team and letting your season tickets go to waste just to fold to the frigging points and limp into the Bodonkey final table with 3 big blinds remaining?
Zero dollars (literally).
Showing the world that you have so little going for you that my performance in a blonkament series takes over your life?
Zero dollars.
Still getting to ram it up your craw even after you say all those things?
Priceless.
Guess I am a poker expert after all!
Labels: Absolute Raging Douchebag, Blonkament Cashes, Bodog, Bodog Victory
7 Comments:
Congrats on the win!
"absolute raging douchebag" as a tag SHOULD'VE been the priceless!!!
BLAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Good show Hoy!!
(I'm in fucking tears!)
I laughed so hard that I think I sharted on myself!
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Hahaha....funny post. Congrats on your win.
Someone give me a hint dammit, I missed out on all the fun!
Greg
Who is ICrushBloggers?
Does he/she have a blog?
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